Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules in ScotsMind how I said that if some bam seen me cairtin aboot a book wi diary" on the front, they were gonnae get the wrang idea? Even when Rodrick wisnae stirrin it, ma summer wis a pure scunner. Sae if ye're wantin tae ken whit I got up tae durin the summer holidays, jist dinnae ask."